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    The chase (Parental advisory: explicit)

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    As a drunk guy staggers out of the pussy club one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.
    Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.
    In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, “If that’s the way you want it, you can keep your fucking ice creams!”

    Baskin-Robbins has introduced political ice cream flavors, with the Obama flavor being "Whirl of Change" and the McCain flavor called "Straight Talk Crunch". Orders for third-party flavors will also be taken, and then thrown away.

    Authorities said a man shoved an ice cream bar down his pants and then offered a Texaco station store owner $69 not to turn him in for shoplifting. The owner told police that the man tried to sneak the Klondike bar, along with packages of Ramen noodles and Famous Amos cookies, out of the store without paying Tuesday night.
    Please get some help, Rush Limbaugh.

    ..."Eat This, Not That" has listed the 3 unhealthiest ice cream treats in America as Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup, Baskin Robbins' Oreo Outrageous Sundae, and Cold Stone's Mango-Cocaine Delight.

    Q. How do astronauts eat their ice creams
    A. In floatsQ: How do you make a dinosaur float?
    A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
    A: Ice CreamQ: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
    A: Pi a'la mode.

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