Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor." I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm gonna die from it." "Ridiculous," said the doctor. "you'd never know if you had thedisease or not. With that ailment there's no discomfort of anykind." "Right," said Herman, "those are my exact symptoms."
Inscription on the tombstone of a hypochondriac:
"Now will you believe I'm sick?"
I`ve always been a hypochondriac. As a little boy, I`d eat my M&M`s one by one with a glass of water.