Husky Jokes

A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there." The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or fuck?"

This was during my college days. It was quite late at night and I was preparing to go to bed in my room. It was then that I realised that my sore throat had worsened. Infact I had almost lost my voice - it had become quite husky.
My classmate suggested that I go and see the doctor at home as the college medical centre would be closed at this hour.
I liked the idea and went down to the doctor's house. I rang the bell and the door was opened by his wife.
I asked, obviously in my husky voice, "Is the doctor home?".
To which the wife replied, and in a HUSKY voice "No... come in, come in..."