Hunger Jokes / Recent Jokes
'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day.' Why? '' I've put a file in your cake.'
Santa Is Trying To Commit Suicide On The Railway Tracks And He Takes Along Some Wine And Chicken With Him.
Somebody Stops Him And Asks " Why Have You Got These Things With You?"
He Replied "If The Stupid Train Comes Late, I Will Die Of Hunger!"
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Water or Coke "W a t e r
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population.)
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop more...
W a t e r
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population.)
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to more...
Banta after coming from work was very hungry. He asked for something to eat from Preeto. Preeto gave him a sandwich. It did not satiate his hunger. Craving for more, he opened the fridge and ate the leftover chicken with 4 slices of toasted bread.
Still uncontended, he opened the grocery cupboard and ate one biscuit. He couldn't eat any more.
He regretfully told his wife Preeto, "Had I known that biscuit would satiate my hunger, I would have taken it instead of eating the sandwich and the leftovers."