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Humpty Dumpty f@#ked a fat wh*@e Humpty dumpty fell on the floor All the kings horses and all the kings men Bent the bitch over and f@#ked her again

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money you father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?'"
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on the wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"
COLUMBUS'S MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered Christopher, you could have written!"
BABE RUTH'S MOTHER: "Babe, How many times have I told you-quit playing baseball in the house! that's the third window you've broken this week!"
MICHAELANGELO'S MOTHER: " Mike, can't you paint on walls lie other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right Napoleon. If you're not hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove more...

Humpty Dumpty Fucked a Fat Hore
Humpty Dumpty Fell On The Floor
All The Kings Horses And all The Kings Men
Bent The Bitch Over And Fuked Her Again

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Lay the bitch down and fucked her again.

Q - y did humpty dumpty push mrs humpty
dumpty off the wall?
A - 2 see her crack

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

Humpty dumty sat on a rock. little bo peep was sucking his cock. as soon as he came she started to weep. she knew by the taste he had been fucking her sheep