Humps Jokes

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    A baby Camel goes up to its mother and says "Why do we have long eyelashes," and the mother reply"To stop sand getting in our eyes."
    A few moments later the baby camel comes up to his mother and askes" why do we have long toes" and the mother replys" To stop us from sinking in the sand."
    A few moments later the baby camel walke up to his anyoed mother and say"Why do we have these humps on our back" and the mother replys to store water in them."
    "So we have eyelashed to stop sand from getting in our eyes, long toes to stop us sinking in the sand and humps to store water in, but mum, why are we in London zoo?

    A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
    The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".
    "OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"
    "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", the camel mother answers.
    "Thanks Mom" replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"
    The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."
    "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these more...

    A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand". "OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", "Thanks Mom" replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water. But Mom", "Yes more...

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    A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
    A few minutes later, the young camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these long eyelashes?" "They're to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," replies the mother.
    "Momma, why do I have these great big humps on my back?" asks the baby camel. "They're to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without eating for long periods," explains the mother.
    "So, we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes and these humps to store fat," the young camel says.
    "That's right, son," says the mother.
    "Then why are we in San Diego Zoo?" asks the baby camel.

    A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these huge three-toed feet?"
    The mother replies, "Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
    A few minutes later, the young camel asks, "Momma, why do I have these long eyelashes?"
    "They're to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," replies the mother.
    "Momma, why do I have these great big humps on my back?" asks the baby camel.
    "They're to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods," explains the mother.
    "So, we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes and these humps to store water," the young camel says.
    "That's right, son," says the mother.
    "Then why are we in the San Diego Zoo?" more...

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