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    1.) You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
    2.) You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.
    3.) Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.
    4.) Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.
    5.) You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
    6.) You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com"
    7.) Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.
    8.) You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
    9.) Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
    10.) All of your friends have an @ in their names.
    11.) When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
    12.) Your dog has its own home page.
    13.) You more...

    This is how you know if you are addicted to the internet:
    1) You kiss you girlfriend's home page.
    2.) Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
    3.) Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
    4.) You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.
    5.) You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
    6.) You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.
    7.) You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your kid in the overhead compartment.
    8.) Your dreams are in HTML.
    9.) You find yourself typing ".com" after every period when using a word processor.
    10.) You turn your computer off and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one.
    11.) You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
    12.) You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au"
    13.) more...

    You know you are addicted to the Internet when...
    You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
    Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
    Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
    All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster par connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.
    And even your night dreams are in HTML.
    You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
    You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
    You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au
    Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.
    You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
    You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
    Your more...

    You kiss your girlfriend's home page. A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28. 8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3. And even your night dreams are in HTML. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened. You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your more...

    You kiss your girlfriend`s home page.

    A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.

    Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

    Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

    All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28. 8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3.

    And even your night dreams are in HTML.

    You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

    You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

    You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au

    Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you`ve never had heart problems before.

    You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don`t have a clue when it happened.

    You more...

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