Houston Rockets Jokes

Yao Ming, the Chinese star of the Houston Rockets, finally tied the knot. His bride decided to marry him before her Chinese sex toys got recalled for lead poisoning.

Yao Ming has been cleared to play. But he's so weak as a Rocket, fans now think he's from North Korea.

Houston Rockets' star center 7'6" Yao Ming married longtime girlfriend – and basketball player for the Chinese national women's team – 6'2" Ye Li at a posh hotel in his hometown of Shanghai on Monday, reports the Associated Press.

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For their honeymoon they will take on Godzilla

While the Rockets were crushing tall Lakers in Houston, Yao was crushing tall buildings in Tokyo.