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    Gravy Ladle

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    In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is
    reserved for the pastor and his housekeeper.
    One day the pastor invited his new young assistant pastor to have dinner at the
    rectory. While being served, the young pastor noticed how shapely and lovely the
    housekeeper was and he wondered...
    After the meal was over, the middle-aged pastor assured the young priest that
    everything was purely professional and that she was the housekeeper and cook and
    that was that.
    About a week later the housekeeper came to the pastor and said, "Father, ever
    since the new assistant came for dinner, I have not been able to find the
    beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it, do you?"
    The pastor said, "Well, I doubt it but I'll write him a letter." So he wrote,
    "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you did take the gravy ladle and I'm not
    saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact more...

    What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the more...

    An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner. During the meal, the young priest couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening he started to wonder if there was more between the elderly priest and the housekeeper than met the eye.
    Reading the young priest's thoughts, the elderly priest volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."
    About a week later the housekeeper came to the elderly priest and said, "Father, ever since the young Father came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it do you?"
    The priest said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the more...

    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye.
    Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."
    About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
    John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
    "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for more...

    Source unknown.
    This bishop invites a young priest over for dinner. During the meal,
    the priest can't help noticing how attractive and shapely the
    housekeeper is. Over the course of the evening he starts to wonder if
    there's more between the bishop and the housekeeper than meets the eye.
    Reading the young priest's thoughts, the bishop volunteers, "I know what
    you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my
    housekeeper is purely professional."
    About a week later the housekeeper comes to the bishop and says,
    "Excellency, ever since the young Father came to dinner, I've been
    unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he
    took it, do you?"
    The bishop says, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to
    be sure." So he sits down and writes: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that
    you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did
    not' more...

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