Hoover Jokes

Elite Modeling Agency (tm)
"Where ugly people need not apply."
Pop Rocks (tm)
"What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger."
Wesson (tm) Oil
"Because car oil tastes nasty with chicken."
Hoover (tm)
"No one sucks like Hoover does."
Smith & Wesson (tm)
"Say it with love. Say it with a gun."
Vagasil (tm)
"Because women aren't supposed to scratch in public."
Jessie Helm's campaign slogan
"'Cause you don't know no better."
Hooters (tm)
"Who needs good food?"
Gerber (tm)
"Because a baby will put anything in its mouth."
NyQuil (tm)
"The Nightime, Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Achy-Head,
Oh-my-God-I-can't-feel-my-legs medicine."

Q. What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. Location of the dirt bag.

I bought a new hoover the other day. It stopped working within 10 minutes, so I took it back to shop and told them... This hoover sucks!

What did Herbet Hoover say when the river flooded and splashed him with water?
Dam it.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hoover!
Hoover who?
Hoover the rainbow!