Q:Girls with big boobs work at Hooters. But where does a girl with one leg work at?
If big breasted women work at Hooters, where do one-legged women work?
Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.
Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"
Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."
Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
Liz, "So, how's that going help you get a man."
Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
John Daly claims the night he spent in jail for passing out at a Hooters was just a simple misunderstanding. Apparently he meant to pass out at White Castle.
Why are the terrorists so quick to commit suicide?
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils.
No pre-marital sex.
No oral sex ever.
No Titty bars.
No Hooters Bars. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"
No Playboy Channel.
No organized sports of any kind to speak of.
Fucking sand everywhere.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
No toilet paper. Eating with your right hand only causes you to wipe your ass with your left.
Constant wailing from the asshole next door... No, wait. Is that music? Shit, can't tell.
Bar-B-Q cooked over camel shit....
Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better!