Hominid Jokes

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    The story behind this joke:... There's this nutball who digs things out his back yard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute, labeling them with scientific names, insisting that they are actual archeological finds. The really weird thing about these letters is that this guy really exists and does this in his spare time! Paleoanthropology DivisionSmithsonian Institute207 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington, DC 20078Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago. "Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the "Malibu more...

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    Paleoanthropology Division
    Smithsonian Institute
    207 Pennsylvania Avenue
    Washington, DC 20078
    Dear Sir:
    Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled
    "211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid
    skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed
    examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your
    theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of
    Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago." Rather, it
    appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of
    the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to
    be the "Malibu Barbie." It is evident that you have given a great
    deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be
    quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior
    work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with more...

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