Hoes Jokes / Recent Jokes
One day, little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".Then, he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".Later, on Thanksgiving night, his grandparents came over.Timmy answered the door with glee and says..."Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!
one hoe came into a bar and the pimp spotted her and said,"hey hoe you owe me 20.00",
the hoe said,"no i only owe you 10.00.
the pimp said," Bitch dont correct me"
The second hoe comes in and the pimp spotted her to so he went up to her and said,"Hey hoe you owe me 20.00" and the hoe said,"No i only woe you 15.00. The pimp then said, "Bitch dont correct me"
The third hoe comes in and the pimp also spots her and says,"Hey hoe you owe me 30.00" and the hoe says,"No i only owe you 20.00". Then the pimp said to her,"Bitch dont correct me"
Then the fourth hoe comes in....
(the person who your talking to)says:theres only three hoes
(the one telling the joke)says,"I told you Bitch, dont correct me!(he then chases you)
The elder of two brothers hoeing in the fields went home first to prepare lunch. When the meal was ready, he loudly called his brother to come home. His brother shouted back, "I'll come back after hiding the hoes in the bushes beside the fields." During lunch, the elder said to the younger, "You know, where we hide our hoes is a secret. If you say it so loud like that someone will hear it and steal them." After lunch, the younger went to the field to continue his work. However, the hoes had been stolen. He rushed back and whispered to the elder, "The hoes have been stolen."