Herder Jokes

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    There are three guys walking together along the Welsh/English border...a Welshman, a Scot, and an Englishman. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out,' I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes.'

    To this, the Scot says' I am a sheep herder. My dad's a sheep herder, his dad was a sheep herder, and my son will be one too. I want my country to be full of lovely sheep farms'...' FOOM!' all the land in Scotland was full of an infinite supply of sheep farms.

    The Englishman was amazed. He said' I want a wall around England to keep those damned Scots and Welsh out'...' FOOM!!' there was a wall around England.

    The Welshman says' Tell me more about this wall.'

    The genie says' Well, its about 200 feet high, 100 feet thick, it goes all around England, and nothing can get in or out.'

    After a moment of consideration, the Welshman says' Fill it with water.'

    There was a blonde named Candi. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. So one day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible.

    With her new car, she went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the shepherd over.

    "That's a nice flock of sheep," she said.

    "Well, thank you," said the herder.

    "Tell you what... I have a proposition for you," said the woman.

    "Okay," replied the herder.

    "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" asked the woman.

    "Sure."

    So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382."

    "Wow!" said the herder, "That's amazing. You're exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep more...

    Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.
    One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
    She also went out and bought a new convertible.
    She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.
    She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
    "That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.
    "Well thank you.", said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.
    "Okay.", replied the herder.
    "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman. "Sure.", said the sheepherder.
    So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382".
    "Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right.
    Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
    So the woman went and picked more...

    Once upon a time there was a blonde. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes and she was sick of all the blonde jokes.
    One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
    "That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.
    "Well thank you.", said the herder. v "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.
    "Okay.", replied the herder. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman.
    "Sure.", said the sheepherder. So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382".
    "Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
    So the woman went and picked one out more...

    There once was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair red and try and trick everyone into thinking that she was a redhead.
    After she dyed her hair, she went for a drive to see if she could trick anyone.
    She came across a sheep herder and his herd and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have in your herd, can I take one home? ”
    The sheep herder said, “Sure! ”
    The blonde proudly said, “There are 345 sheep. ”
    The sheep herder exclaimed, “Wow! That is absolutely right, so go ahead and pick a sheep to take home. ”
    The Blonde got out, got a sheep, and put it in her car.
    The sheep herder said, “Now I have a deal for you. If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back? ”

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