Hercules Jokes

Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking.

Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."
Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."

The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table and Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so".
Snow White says " It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."

Just then, Quasie started walking up the road really steamed and says " Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"

Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet." Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet." Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet." The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table and Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so". Snow White says " It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so." Just then, Quasie started walking up the road really steamed and says " Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"

Thirty years ago, when the Air Force needed a large cargo plane, it
put out a list of specifications that took up less than 8 pages.
Lockheed responded with a proposal 3/4" thick, which resulted in
a huge plane named the Hercules. In 1980, when the Air Force needed
a new cargo plane, it issued specifications that took up 2,750 pages.
Lockheed's proposal alone weighed 6,600 pounds. To deliver it, the
company used one of the old Hercules cargo planes.
- John Tierney, in Science 85

A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes around to the relative merits of their respective aircraft.
Of course the fighter pilots contend that their airplanes were better because of their superior speed, manuverability, weaponry, and so forth, while the putting down the Hercules deficiencies in these areas.
After taking this for a while, the C-130 pilot says, "Oh yeah? Well, I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about."
Naturally, the fighter jocks challenge him to demonstrate.
"Just watch," comes the quick retort.
And so they watch. But all they see is that C-130 continuing to fly straight and level..
After several minutes the pilot comes back on the air, saying, "There! How was that?"
Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots reply, "What are you talking about? What did you do?"
And the more...

Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking.
Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."
Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table and Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so".
Snow White says " It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."
Just then, Quasie started walking up the road really steamed and says " Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"