Hazzard Jokes / Recent Jokes

You repair your car in the autoparts store parking lot.You can name all the characters from the "Dukes of Hazzard".You recite lines from "The Dukes of Hazzard".You keep track of all the belt holders in all the wrestling leagues.You got married in the family car, in a drive-thru chapel.You search your computer monitor for the dial that changes channels.Your idea of a fancy dessert is "moon pie ala mode".You just bought your family their lst Atari game system.

You can name all the characters from the "Dukes of Hazzard".
You recite lines from "The Dukes of Hazzard".
You keep track of all the belt holders in all the wrestling leagues.