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    Just A Weeeeee Bit

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    "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.
    With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
    Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
    The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
    The man dated the first daughter.
    The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
    "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
    not that you can hardly notice, pigeon-toed."
    The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one
    of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
    The next day, the farmer again asked how things more...

    An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
    After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the East coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
    The farmer simply replied, "They're all looking to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want,"
    The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
    "Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice... but pigeon-toed."
    The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls. So the man went out with the second more...

    An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison.
    With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
    The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
    The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
    The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
    "Well," the man replied, more...

    An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went."Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee more...

    An extraordinarily handsome man felt he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission, he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search throughout the east coast, he began to head west.
    Soon thereafter, he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. After explaining his mission to the farmer, he asked for permission to marry one of them.
    The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and choose the one you want."
    The man dated the first daughter and the following day, the farmer asked the man for his opinion.
    "Well," replied the man, "she's just a weeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, pigeon-toed."
    The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls, so the man went out with the second more...

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