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    Bad Conductor

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    The world's best and most famous conductor makes a small mistake while conducting the New York Symphony Orchestra. The audience didn't notice, the orchestra didn't notice either, but he knew he'd made the mistake and decided that he should retire. Once the performance had finished, he turned and faced the audience and said "Ladies and Gentleman, this is my last performance as a world class conductor. I'm now announcing my retirement."
    After a few minutes silence from the shocked audience, and orchestra too, he was greeted with boos and hisses. He walked from the stage, only to be met by his manager, standing in between two gorilla-sized bodyguards. "Oh no you don't", his manager said, "you're not retiring."
    Forced backed to work by his manager, he endured week after week of conducting he no longer wanted to do. While lying in bed one night with his wife of many years, he turned to her and said "Dear, would you be able to get me a small more...

    The world's best and most famous conductor makes a small mistake
    while conducting the New York Symphony Orchestra. The audience
    doesn't notice, the orchestra didn't notice either, but he knew
    he'd made the mistake and decided that he should retire. Once the
    performance had finished, he turned and faced the audience and said
    "Ladies and Gentleman, this is my last performance as a world class
    conductor. I'm now announcing my retirement."
    After a few minutes silence from the shocked audience, and orchestra
    too, he was greeted with boos and hisses. He walked from the stage,
    only to be met by his manager, standing in between two gorilla-sized
    bodyguards. "Oh no you don't", his manager said, "you're not retiring."
    Forced backed to work by his manager, he endured week after week of
    conducting he no longer wanted to do. While lying in bed one night
    with his wife of many years, he turned to her and said more...

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