Hamburger Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because its a FAST food!

Q: What's the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton? A: Some people in Arkansas haven't had a McDonald's hamburger!

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?A: Because it's in the ground state.

One day a woman walks into a resuraunt and orders a hamburger. when she gets it she she sees a hair in it she calls the watier and askes " why is there a hair in my hamburger?"
"well, when the cook makes hambugers he sticks the meat in his armpit and squishes it down". "Thats discusting!" the woman yelled. "well you should see how he makes dounuts"

A hamburger walked into a bar, climbed onto the bar stool, looked at the bartender and ordered a tall cold beer. The bartender looked at the hamburger for a moment and replied, "I'm sorry sir, but I can't sell you that drink."

The hamburger thought about this for a second and said, "I'm over 21. Why can't you sell me a drink?" After looking at the hamburger for another moment, the bartender replied, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food in here."

Prosecutor: What were you doing on July 15th at 9 o'clock in the evening?
Prisoner: I was eating hamburger.
Prosecutor: What were you doing at 9: 30 p. m.?
Prisoner: I was taking a bicarbonate of soda.
Prosecutor: Do you expect us to believe you?
Prisoner: You would if you had eaten one of those hamburgers.

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"