Hamas Jokes

After eight Palestinian children were killed on Wednesday in an Israeli artillery barrage in Gaza, Hamas militants threatened to attack Americans with the remaining children.

Militants within Hamas have said that if hundreds of Palestinian prisoners are not released by tomorrow, Israel will, "Bear all the consequences." Translators say this is Arabic for, "We found more rocks."

Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal finally admitted that the country of Israel does exist. He said he's also considering admitting that gravity and the sun also exist.

From his home in Syria he stated that the problem is not that Israel exists but that there is no Palestianian state.

Mr. Meshaal-- look south. See Jordan?

Israel ‘s deputy prime minister on Saturday said Israel should assassinate Hamas‘ leadership, ignore the moderate Palestinian president and walk away from international peace efforts. Hamas leaders asked for a timeout until Israel and Palestine can get into some kind of counseling.
They also requested Israel try to use'I' sentences instead of'you' sentences, such as "I don't feel respected by those actions." rather than "You are a bunch of sucide bombing assholes!"