Habitat Jokes

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    GEORGE W. BUSH
    I don't think I should have to answer that question.
    AL GORE
    I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
    crossing the road represented the application of these two different
    functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater
    services to the American people.
    RALPH NADER
    The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
    unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
    habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
    of a gas-guzzling SUV.
    PAT BUCHANAN
    To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
    MARTHA STEWART
    No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing
    order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
    certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
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