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    I don't have a beer gut

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    I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

    How To Shower Like A Woman...
    * Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according
    to lights and darks.
    * Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your
    boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush
    to the bathroom.
    * Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut
    so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting
    fat.
    * Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long
    loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    * Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    * Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    * Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced
    with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
    * Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
    until red and raw.
    * Wash entire rest of body more...

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
    Take off clothing and place in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
    If you see husband along the way, cover exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
    Look at your womanly physique in mirror and stick out gut so you can complain and whine even more about getting fat.
    Get in shower.
    Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    Condition hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil.
    Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
    Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
    Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
    Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as more...

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