Gunmen Jokes

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    Well, it seems that these three fellows, an American, a German
    and a , are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. As
    the final hour approachs, each man is trying to think of a way to escape
    his inevitable doom. The time comes for the execution and the American
    is brought first in front of the firing squad. As the blindfold is
    being tied around his head, he decides that he will attempt his escape
    by diverting the attention of his executioners at the final moment, and
    then running away.
    The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown:
    "10, 9, 8,... " Just before the officer reaches "1," the American
    shouts, "FLOOD!!" Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their
    rifles and turn around searching for the onrush of water. In all of this
    confusion, the American manages to take off his blindfold and run away.
    By the time the executioners are aware of more...

    Well, it seems that these three fellows, an American, a German and a
    [ethnic], are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. As the
    final hour approachs, each man is trying to think of a way to escape his
    inevitable doom. The time comes for the execution and the American is
    brought first in front of the firing squad. As the blindfold is being tied
    around his head, he decides that he will attempt his escape by diverting
    the attention of his executioners at the final moment, and then running
    away.
    The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown: "10, 9, 8,... "
    Just before the officer reaches "1," the American shouts,
    "Flood!"
    Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their rifles and turn around
    searching for the onrush of water. In all of this confusion, the American
    manages to take off his blindfold and run away. By the time the
    executioners are aware of what happened, the more...

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