Groundhog Jokes

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    I bet you don't know what day this is, said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker:"Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened thedoor, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmedred roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favoritechocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designerdress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfiedthat he had recovered what could have been a very badsituation. His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then thechocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "I've neverhad a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

    Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
    "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.
    At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived . Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
    The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
    "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.
    "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

    You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
    Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
    You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

    New York Mayor Bloomberg was bit yesterday by weather-forecasting groundhog Staten Island Chuck. When the attending physician was asked if there should be concern about infection, he replied, "No, Chuck will be fine."

    You celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)

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