Grady Jokes

After his Sunday morning service, Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears.
"What is the matter with you, dear?" asked the Father.
"Oh Father," sobbed Mary, "I have some dreadful news."
"What is it, Mary?" the Father inquired.
"Last night my husband passed away, Father," declared Mary.
"Oh, Mary," the Father said, "that is dreadful news. Tell me dear, did he have any last requests?"
"Actually, yes he did," replied Mary.
"What did he ask, Mary?" Father O'Grady said.
"He said, 'Mary, please Mary, put the gun down.'" Mary replied.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady of Expectations!

Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he always does whenMary Clancey came up to him in tears."What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Farther O'Grady."Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary."Well what is it, Mary?""Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father.""Oh, Mary" said the father, "that's terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?""Well, yes he did father," replied Mary."What did he ask, Mary?"Mary replied, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun...'"

Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he always does whenMary Clancey came up to him in tears." What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Farther O'Grady." Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary." Well what is it, Mary?" "Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father." "Oh, Mary" said the father, "that's terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?" "Well, yes he did father," replied Mary." What did he ask, Mary?" Mary replied, "He said,' Please, Mary, put down the gun...'"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady of Expectations!