Global Warming Jokes
The new documentary about global warming is called "An Inconvenient Truth." That was actually gonna be the title of my new documentary about how white chicks these days are really into black guys.
There have been several reports of bizarre animal behavior lately. Scientific speculation says it could be the Animal Kingdom’s reaction to Global Warming. The animals refer to it however, as a behavior modification technique they are practicing on humans called,
“Mirroring the Source of Contention.”
Hideous future world of gloom will be quite comfortable
North Carolina state Senator Charles W. Albertson pushed for a climate-change panel despite the fact he is "not completely convinced" that human activity is behind Global Warming.
Later he reluctantly expressed support for NASA even though he still can't comprehend how the space shuttles can orbit a flat planet.
Penguin Olympic hopefuls forced to shift focus from ice dancing to synchronized swimming.