Gimme Jokes

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    A brunette walks into a bar and says, ''Gimme an M L.'' The bartender says, " What's an M L?'' She says, '' A Miller Light.''
    Another Brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L.'' The bartender says, ''What's a B L?" She says, ''Bud Light.''
    A dumb blonde walks in and says, ''Gimme a 15.'' The bar tender says,'' What's a fifteen?'' She says,'' 7&7, duh!"

    The short bartender

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    A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says "Hey midget, gimme a beer!"
    The bartender gives the man a beer, but tells the man not to refer to him as a midget.
    A few drinks later, the guy turns to the bartender and again says, "hey midget... gimme another beer!"
    The bartender gets upset and warns the man about calling him a midget, but gives him his beer.
    After the thrid time this happens, the bartender says, "Hey! I told you to stop calling me a midget! How would you like it if I called you 'baldy' if our positions were reversed?"
    The guy thinks about it and admits that he wouldn't mind. The bartender disagrees, and ultimately they agree to switch positions to let the man see how it feels.
    The bartender moves to the front of the bar, and the guy moves to the back. The bartender says, "Hey baldy, gimme a beer!"
    The guy leans over the bar and says, "Sorry, but we don't serve more...

    A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an ML." The bartender says, " What's an ML?" She says, " A Miller Light."
    Another Brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a BL." The bartender says, "What's a BL?" She says, "Bud Light."
    A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bar tender says," What's a fifteen?" She says," 7&7, duh!"

    A brunette walks into a bar and says, ''Gimme an M L.'' The bartender says, " What's an M L?'' She says, '' A Miller Light.''
    Another Brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L.'' The bartender says, ''What's a B L?"
    She says, ''Bud Light.''
    A dumb blonde walks in and says, ''Gimme a 15.'' The bar tender says,'' What's a fifteen?'' She says,'' 7&7, duh!"

    A guy enters a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once. I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent."
    The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
    The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
    The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, limps up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and skin is hanging off in some areas.
    The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
    The pharmacist replies in horror, "You can't put Deep Heat on that!"
    The man says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

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