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    Chuck Norris gargle

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    Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

    If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and think of what other words have' under' in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.

    Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.

    Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

    I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.

    I bet for an Indian, shooting a old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground more...

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