Gaining Jokes

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    A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?", he asked."Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?", he asked again."Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." She replied again.A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carraige in the convent.He leaned over and looked in the carraige and said -"What a cute little fart!"

    A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.
    "No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan explained.
    A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again.
    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas," she replied again.
    A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute little fart."

    A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?", he asked." Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly. A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?", he asked again." Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." She replied again. A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carraige in the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carraige and said -"What a cute little fart!"

    A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?", he asked.

    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.

    A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?", he asked again.

    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." She replied again.

    A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carraige in the convent.

    He leaned over and looked in the carraige and said -
    "What a cute little fart!"

    A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?", he asked.
    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.
    A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?", he asked again.
    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." She replied again.
    A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carraige in the convent.
    He leaned over and looked in the carraige and said -
    "What a cute little fart!"

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