Fungal Jokes

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    A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
    The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell.

    The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to Hell.

    The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as he mentioned his occupation, God said "You've already been thru Hell, Welcome to Heaven."

    A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how hed healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how hed built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to Hell. The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as he mentioned his occupation, God said "Youve already been thru Hell, Welcome to Heaven."

    A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
    The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell.
    The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to Hell.
    The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as he mentioned his occupation, God said "You've already been thru Hell, Welcome to Heaven."

    A doctor, an engineer, and a
    fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
    The doctor said how he'd
    healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was
    a sinner and was sent
    to Hell.
    The engineer told how he'd built homes for the
    homeless, etc.; but he
    messed up the environment, so he was sent to
    Hell.
    The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as
    he
    mentioned his occupation, God said "You've already been thru
    Hell,
    Welcome to Heaven."

    A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to Hell. The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as he mentioned his occupation, God said "You've already been thru Hell, Welcome to Heaven."

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