Funding Jokes

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    "I will stop funding special interests" = I will fund MY special interest friends, not HIS."I will support (program.)" = I will cut funding to (program) after giving a speech about how great it is."I am working for you." = Your tax dollars paid for me to tell you that lie, fool."We're going to take America back!" = We're going to yell and scream randomly."

    You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
    You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
    You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat, than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.
    You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
    You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
    You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
    You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
    You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
    You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of more...

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