Frankensteins Jokes

What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.

What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.

What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.