Fords Jokes

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    Ashes to ashes,
    dust to dust.
    If it wasn't for Fords,
    our tools would rust.

    Ashes to ashes,dust to dust.If it wasn`t for Fords,our tools would rust.

    90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords - Fix or Repair Daily)

    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road Dead
    Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
    Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords
    Factory Ordered Road Disaster
    Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)
    Flip Over Read Directions
    Four Old Rusted Doors
    Fixed On Race Day
    Ford Owner Really Dumb
    For Only Retarded Drivers
    Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
    Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
    Found On Russian Dump
    For Off Road Death
    it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
    Fat Old Rusted Dog
    Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)
    Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
    Funky Old Road Dog
    Found On Roadside's Destroyed
    Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
    Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
    Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
    Forget OutRunning Dale
    Found On Railroad Deserted
    Found On Railroad Dead
    Fools Only Read Directions
    First On Repair Dolly
    Favorite Of Redneck Drivers
    Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords
    Funny Old Rebuilt more...

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