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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.

A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. "Why didn't you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist. "Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own garage!"

What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

Q: When driving through fog what should you use?
A: Your car!