Floozies Jokes

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    Day 1 Dear Emile, Thanks for da bird in the Pear tree. I fixed it las
    night with dirty rice an it was delicious. I doan tink the Pear tree
    would grow in de swamp, so I swapped it for a Satsuma.
    Day 2 Dear Emile, Your letter said you sent 2 turtle dove, but all I got
    was 2 scrawny pigeon.
    Anyway, I mixed them with andouille and made some gumbo out of dem.
    Day 3 Dear Emile, Why doan you sen me some crawfish? I’m tired of
    eating dem darned bird. I gave two of those prissy French chicken to
    Mrs. Fontenot over at Grand Chenier, and fed the tird one to my dog,
    Phideaux. Mrs. Fontenot needed some sparring partners for her fighting
    rooster.
    Day 4 Dear Emile, Mon Dieux! I tole you no more of dem bird. Deez
    four, what you call “calling bird” wuz so noisy you could hear dem all
    da’ way to Lafayette. I used they necks for my crab traps, and fed the
    rest of dem to the gators.
    Day 5 Dear Emile, You finally sent more...

    Day 1 Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it
    las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow
    in the swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.

    Day 2 Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but
    all I got was two scrawny pigeons. Anyway, I mixed dem with
    andouille an made some gumbo out of dem.

    Day 3 Dear Boudreaux, Why doan you sent some crawfish? I'm tired of
    eating dem darn birds. I gave two of dose prissy French chickens
    to Marie Trahan over at Grans Bayou an fed the tird one to my dog,
    Phideaux. Marie needed some sparring partners for her fighting rooster.

    Day 4 Dear Boudreaux, Mon Dieux! I tol you no more dem darn birds. Deez
    four, what you call dem "calling birds" were so noisy you could hear dem
    all de way to Napoleonville. I used dere necks for my crab traps, an
    fed de rest of dem to de gators.

    Day 5 Dear Boudreaux, You finally more...

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