there were three guys in an airplane:a japanese, a chinese, and an american guy.The japanese guy jumps off and flicks up a penny.He goes into the little kids house and says little hid why r u crying, the little kid told him something coppery came down and hit my dad on the head and knocked him out.Then the chinese guy jumps off and flicks up a nickle, he goes in the little kids house and says little kid y r u crying, the little kid says something silvery fell on my moms head and knocked her out.Then the american guy jumps off and flicks up a grenade, he goes in the little kids house and says little kid y r u laughing the little kid says my granma farted and blew up the next door neighbors house.
A brief profile of men afflicted with "yellow fever" ORIGINS: Asiaphiles are typically found residing in major U. S. cities, although increasing numbers have been venturing overseas in their quest to "get an oree-enul woman". NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH: Intelligent, non-racist and socially-functional men who are free of fetishes and racial bias. CHARACTER TRAITS: - Poorly developed masculine identities, pathetically uncomfortable with themselves, inept at romance with women of their own race. - Resentment of white females' assertive, strong-willed personality traits (whether real or perceived). - Ignorant and narrow-minded, eager to adopt fallacious western media stereotypes of Asian women. - Desperate need to assume a dominant, father-like role in their relationships with women (ergo the similarity to pedophiles). - Exaggerated perception and objectification of Asian females (and sometimes little boys). - Uncanny ability to determine one's breast size and country of more...