Flak Jokes

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    Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick
    themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort
    in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the
    dirt where it hides and whisking it away.
    I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind
    believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the
    contrary - the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage
    and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace.
    The time comes, however, when a man must face reality; when he must
    look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary
    and announce: "This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in
    Juarez."
    When that day arrives at your house, as it has in mine, I have some
    advice you might consider as you place your feline friend under your
    arm and head for the bathtub:
    Know that although the cat has the advantage of more...

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