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Q: How is a flag like Santa Claus?
A: They both hang out at the pole!
Q: What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?
A: He flagged his tail!
Teacher: "How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country's flag?"
Student: "I guess they took a flag poll!"
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie?
A: A Flag Newton!
Dad: "Most people don't have to work today, because it's Labor Day."
Son: "If they're not working, shouldn't it be' No-Labor' Day?"
Q: Did you hear the one about Labor Day?
A: It works for me!
Q: Where did Columbus first land in America?
A: On his feet!
Q: Who was the first cat to discover America?
A: Christopher Columpuss!
Q: How was Columbus's ship like an avid shopper?
A: They're both driven by sales!
Q: What would you get if you crossed October 12 with Halloween?
A: Ghoulumbus Day!

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.""Thats the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole. They only have a measuring tape and are quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole: It falls down all the time.
A mathematician comes along and asks what they are doing. They explain it to him.
"Well, that's easy..."
He pulls the pole out of the ground, lays it down, and measures it easily.
After he has left, one of the engineers says: "That's so typical of these mathematicians! What we need is the height - and he gives us the length!"

A team of mathematicians were required to measure the height of a flag pole.
They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the
pole. It kept falling down, etc.
An engineer comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and
measure it easily.
When he leaves, one mathematician says to the other: "Just like an engineer! We need to know the
height, and he gives us the length!

By: Anonymous Four monks were meditating in a monastery. All of a sudden the prayer flag on the roof started flapping. The younger monk came out of his meditation and said: "Flag is flapping" A more experienced monk said: "Wind is flapping" A third monk who had been there for more than 20 years said: "Mind is flapping." The fourth monk who was the eldest said, visibly annoyed: "Mouths are flapping!"

The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, "What flag is this?"

A little girl called out, "That's the flag of our country."

"Very good," the teacher said. "And what is the name of our country?"

' Tis of thee," the girl said confidently.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.