Five-star Jokes / Recent Jokes

AT a Press conference a journalist was heard telling his friend:' Strange are the ways of the organisers of Press conferences. They hold them in five-star hotels and give us five-star gourmet food. But when it comes to gifts, they fob us off with things that cost no more than Rs. 25/
'Quite right/ replied his friend,' they offer us hospitality that conforms to their standards and gifts that conform to ours.'