Fireman Jokes / Recent Jokes

there was a fireman out one day washin his truck. when he looked over in the yard next to him he seen a little boy in a red wagon. he had a rope tied to it and one end tied to a dogs collar and the other end to a cats balls. the fireman came up and said dont u think that if you tied that rope to the collar of the cat u could go a little faster he said yeah but then i wouldnt have a siren

A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had his little red wagon, and he had hung small ladders on the side of it, and coiled the garden hose up in it, and he was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon.The fireman thought this was really cute so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had.As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles. The fireman said, "Son, I don't want to try to tell you how to run your fire company or anything, but I think if you would tie that rope around the dog's neck you would go faster.""Maybe so," said the little boy, "But then I'd lose my siren!"

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung on the side. The boy was wearing a firefighter's helmet and had the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

The firefighter said, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"

The little boy said, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck."

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck" he said with admiration.

"Thanks mister" the boy said.

The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed that the boy had tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

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Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.

A blonde's house is on fire so she runs outside to use a payphone to call for help. She gets the 911 operator, and gets transferred to the firehouse. "Mr. Fireman, my house is on fire, you have to help me!" The Fireman replies, "Yes, yes, Miss, how do I get to your house?"
The blonde pauses a moment, and replies, "Umm, it's the house that's on fire." Realizing he is now talking to a blonde, the fireman comes back with, "No, Miss, how would you like me to get to your house?" to which the blonde replies, "Duh, big red truck!"

There was a son of a fireman that wanted to be much like his father. Since he couldn't drive a fire truck, he used his little red wagon, a rope, and his dog. The dog is actually a male.

So the kid had his dog pulling him down the road while he was sitting in his wagon.

And a neighbor asked the kid, "Why don't you tie the rope around the dog's neck? You can go a lot faster."

And the kid replied, "If I tie the rope around his neck, the siren won't go off!

Two fireman are in the station screwing.
The Chief walks in and says, "What the hell is going on here!"
The first fireman replies, "He passed out from smoke inhalation."
"So why didn't you just give him mouth to mouth?" asked the Chief.
The second fireman moans, "How in the hell do you think this all got started?"