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    A tax preparer was helping some customers.
    The first guy comes in and the tax man asks him, "How much money did you make last year?"
    The guy answers, "Oh, about $100,000"
    "Gee, that's good! what do you do"
    "I'm a lawyer for a big corporation, etc"
    So the tax man finishes up with him and the next guy comes in.
    "How much money did you make last year?"
    "I made $150,000 dollars"
    "Oh really? What do you do?"
    "Well, I'm the head doctor at this big hospital..."
    And so the taxman finishes with him.
    The third guy comes in and the taxman asks him,"How much money did you make last year?"
    The guy answers, "Well, last year was a pretty good year, I made about $9,000"
    The tax man asks him, "Oh, really? What instrument do you play?"

    A business man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a
    double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks
    inside his shirt pocket, then asks the bartender to prepare another
    double martini.
    After he finishes the second one, he again peeks inside his shirt
    pocket, and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.
    The same pattern is repeated a few rounds; the business man drinks a
    double martini on the rocks, peeks inside his shirt pocket, and orders
    another one.
    Finally, the bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martinis all
    night long, no problem with that. But you just gotta tell me why you
    look inside your shirt pocket every time before you order a refill!"
    The man replies, "Oh, I'm just peeking at a photo of my wife. When she
    starts to look good, then I know it's time for me to go home."

    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
    The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
    The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife... When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife... When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

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