Filipino Jokes

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    American and Filipino

    Hot 2 years agoby Iyah

    A American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino
    American: use my name four times in a sentence
    Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul

    you have a 'barrel man' in your house, you may be filipino...(you know.. the wooden man... when you lift up the barrel----schwing!!!) you wash your clothes by hand, you might be Filipino. you use walis tambo and walis ting-ting, you just might be Filipino. you nail all photographs on your walls in the living room, you're a Filipino. you have a very good sense of maniana habit, you might be Filipino. you smoke in your house you put up your knee while eating you eat kanin and ulam using your hand you are pakialamero you say Sugarol, babaero at tumador you are chismosa you say Comfort Room instead of Restroom. you say For Take Out instead of to go. you point w/ your lips, then you might be a Filipino. you say open or close the lights, then you might be a Filipino. you nod upwards to greet someone, you might be a Filipino. your nickname is 'boy', you might be a Filipino. you ask for a Colgate instead of toothpaste, you might be a Filipino. you say 'Canteen' instead of cafeteria, then you more...

    Witness To A Fight

    Hot 6 years ago

    My husband came home from work and told me he witnessed a fight between a Filipino man and a Black man. A cop showed up trying to figure out what was happening. The Black man said, "He called me a bastard". The Filipino man said "I didn't". So then the cop asked the Filipino man what happened and he said, "Dat man ass me where is Longs Drugs and all I told him was "You one blok bast-it (You one block past it).

    Quickies

    Hot 5 years ago

    How do Chinese name their kids? They throw pots and pans down the stairs *Ping, pong, pang* Did you hear about the Chinese girl who won the lottery? She has one fortunate cookie... What do you call a Filipino Contortionist A manila folder. What do you call a Filipino walking a poodle? A Gourmet How do you Filipino The same way you Pakistani. What's the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Japanese tourists who've just been run over by a steamroller? There's no difference, they're all crustaceans ("crushed Asians"). What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"? A Chinese prostitute. What do you get if you cross a Black whore with a Chinese? A maid that sucks your shirts. What do you get when you cross an Abo with a Chinaman? A car thief who can't drive. What do you call a fat Chinaman? A Chunk. What is the title of the new Vietnamese cookbook 100 Ways to Cook Your Dog What did the mongoloid say to his dog? Down syndrome!! What do a lobster and an Asian run more...

    Two Men & A Lady

    Hot 5 years ago

    Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
    - The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.

    Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
    - They both had the lady TOGETHER.

    Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
    - They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

    Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
    - The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.
    - The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.

    Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
    - The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.

    Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
    - The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

    Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
    - The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other because she more...

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