Fever Jokes

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    The Indiana Fever have taken a 2-to-1 lead in the WNBA Finals. Not in games, but in fans.

    Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
    This he did. The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother. 'Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. 'I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and more...

    1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
    2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
    3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.
    4. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
    5. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
    6. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.
    7. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
    8. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.
    9. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.
    10. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.
    11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.
    12. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose more...

    Eel Sex

    Hot 6 years ago

    Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister
    and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "
    Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting
    and more...

    Modem Addiction

    Hot 5 months ago

    "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice. "That's more than twice the monthly payment you make for that (expletive)computer!" she continued as she escalated to screaming.
    "I confess! I confess!" I sobbed. "I'm just an on-line junkie. I'm addicted to my modem! I guess I'll just have to join Modems Anonymous before I owe my soul to the phone company. "As a counselor for Modems Anonymous, I hear numerous variations of the preceding story every day. That insidious disease, modem fever, is exacting a tragically large toll from the cream of our society's computer users. Modem-mania is sweeping through the very foundations of our country and there seems to be no stopping it. This disease (yes, it is a social disease of almost epidemic proportions) is becoming a such calamity that soon there's even going to be a soap opera about on-line addiction named, more...

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