Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
Felix parked his brand new Mercedes outside his favorite sporting goods store and went in to do a little perusing with his regular saleswoman, Janice.
Janice, a pretty blonde, happily greeted Felix when he entered the store. However, Felix asked to look around alone before he needed her help. She obliged and let him to do his thing.
A few minutes later, a frantic Janice came running up to him yelling, "Felix! Felix! I just saw someone driving off in your brand new car!"
"Oh no! Did you try to stop him?" exclaimed Felix.
"No," Janice replied, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!"
Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his!
Felix-cited all over!
Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out."The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting assistance with removing the snakes."You've got to be kidding," Felix replied in astonishment. "People actually call the fire department to help them with rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?""Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is,' Is it on fire?'"