Fee Jokes

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    A dentist’s patient was grumbling about the fee. “Two hundred rupees for pulling out a tooth!, ” she exclaimed. “And it’s only a minute’s work. ”
    “Well, if you wish, ” the dentist said, “I’ll it out slowly. ”

    On the 1st day of Christmas AOL gave to me……..
    unlimited hours with a flat fee.
    On the 2nd day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
    2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
    On the 3rd day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
    3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
    On the 4th day of Christmas AOL gave to me…….
    4 frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
    On the 5th day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
    5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited
    hours with a flat fee.
    On the 6th day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
    6 snerts annoying, 5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy
    lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
    On the 7th day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
    7 hackers hacking, 6 snerts annoying, 5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3
    Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a more...

    Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222. 02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244. 40 45. 21 61. 10 5. 89 6. 11CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12. 22 4. 44 1. 11 1. 16 1. 61UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2. 22 1. 11 1. 98 3. 93 0. 98CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE 0. 69 8. 32 3. 46 3. 46 5. 00NO PARKING FEE F. I. C. A. T. G. I. F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10. 00 81. 88 9. 95 5. 85 16. 23DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2. 50 0. 25 3. 41 4. 50 4. 33FUNDAMENTAL INS COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0. 11 6. 85 66. 51 3. 06 16. 85CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4. 32 4. 32 5. 85 3. 77 0. 69CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121. 35 1. 26 54. 83 9. 00 8. 00MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7. 00 6. 00 4. 44 12. 21OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10. 02 16. 54 38. 23 51. 42 more...

    A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
    “Alright, ” the lawyer says looking through his papers. “You owe me $1000 down and $417. 58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
    “What! That sounds like a car payment schedule, ” retorted the client.
    “Your right. It’s mine. ”

    Joe goes to consult a world famous specialist about his medical problem. After the visit Joe asks, "How much do I owe you?" "My fee is five hundred dollars," replies the physician. "Five hundred dollars? That`s impossible. No one charges that much!" "In your case," the doctor replies, "I suppose I could adjust my fee to three hundred." "Three hundred dollars? For one visit? Ridiculous." "Well, then, could you afford two hundred?" "Who has that kind of money? Do you think I`m Bill Gates? " "Look, replies the doctor," growing irritated, "Just give me fifty bucks and get out." "I can give you twenty," says Joe. "Take it or leave it." "I don`t understand you," says the doctor. "Why did you come to the most expensive doctor in New York if you have no money?" "Listen, Doctor", says Joe, "When it comes to my health, nothing is too more...

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