Father-in-law Jokes

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    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
    "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man."To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
    The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
    "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
    "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
    "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
    "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
    "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
    The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
    "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
    "I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
    "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
    "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into thefamily," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have todo is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand thenoise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in theoffice and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand beingstuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you ahalf-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't likefactories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do withyou?" "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"

    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, Im making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I cant stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then youll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I cant stand being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you dont like factories and wont work in a office. What am I going to do with you?" "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, ” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations. ”
    The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise. ”
    “I see, ” replied the father-in-law. “Well then, you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations. ”
    “I hate office work, ” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day. ”
    “Wait a minute, ” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you? ”
    “Easy, ” said the young man. “Buy me out. ”

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