Farewell Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Dad was passing by his son's Bedroom and was surprised to see how nicely his messy son had cleaned and arranged the room.

He went inside and saw an envelope pinned to the mirror. It was addressed "My Dear Dad" with shivering hand he picked up the envelope and started reading the content.

My Loving Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because i wanted to avoid a Scene with mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even With all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle Clothes but it's not only the passion, dad - she's pregnant and Barbara reassures me that we will be very happy.

Even though you don't care for her since she is so much older than I am, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of Firewood enough for the whole winter.

She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of more...

The Bryant Gumbel farewell garnered the highest. "Today Show" ratings in
seven years. "It just goes to show that if you give the viewers what they
want, they'll tune in," says Bob Mills.