Fantasy Jokes

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    A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice.
    "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"
    The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her."
    "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
    Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when more...

    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
    She asks him why he is staring He replies:
    "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"
    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
    Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
    "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
    OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfils the cab
    driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts more...

    For a long time, Mary had a fantasy of making love with an [ethnic] man.
    One night, when she was in a bar, she met a handsome [ethnic] who appeared
    to be well-hung, so she figured, what the hell, she'd go for it. So Mary
    asked
    the fellow to come home with her.
    When the two got to Mary's apartment, Mary told the [ethnic] about her
    fantasy,
    and asked if he would be a part of it. Well, the [ethnic], of course,
    agreed,
    so the two headed for Mary's bedroom. When they got there, Mary said, "Ok,
    first, I want you to undress me and tie me to the bed!" So the [ethnic]
    did
    so. By this time, Mary was worked into a passionate frenzy. She looked up
    at the [ethnic] and said, "Now, big boy, do what you do best!"
    So the [ethnic] picked up her VCR and left.

    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
    She asks him why he is staring.
    He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."
    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
    "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley, "maybe we will see what we can do."
    The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the more...

    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.
    She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.''
    ''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.''
    She responds, ''Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic.''
    The cab driver is very excited and says, ''Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!''
    The nun says ''OK, pull into the next alley.''
    He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. ''My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?''
    ''Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, more...

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