Extinguisher Jokes

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    A fire official was giving a fire safety seminar to a group of factory employees. Demonstrating the proper way to operate an extinguisher, he told the group, ""Pull the pin like a hand grenade, then depress the trigger to release the foam."
    Later, he selected a blonde female employee to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. Standing with the extinguisher in her hands, she was so nervous that she forgot to pull the pin.
    The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?"
    In a burst of confidence, she pulled the pin and hurled the extinguisher into the blaze.

    When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

    When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam."Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?"In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

    A fire official was giving a fire safety seminar to a group of factory employees. Demonstrating the proper way to operate an extinguisher, he told the group, “”Pull the pin like a hand grenade, then depress the trigger to release the foam. ”
    Later, he selected a blonde female employee to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. Standing with the extinguisher in her hands, she was so nervous that she forgot to pull the pin.
    The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember? ”
    In a burst of confidence, she pulled the pin and hurled the extinguisher into the blaze.

    When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the triggerto release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgotto pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

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