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    What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the more...

    Rudy Gay said the odds of him signing a contract extension are at 50-50. Those are the same odds that googling his name will bring you to a gay porn site.

    Dear Bank Manager,
    I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has only been in place for eight years.
    You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account with $50 by way of penalty for the inconvenience I caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to re-think my errant financial ways. You have set me on the path of fiscal righteousness.
    No more will our relationship be blighted by these unpleasant incidents, for I am restructuring my affairs in the second half of 1999, taking as my model the procedures, attitudes and conduct of your very bank. I can more...

    What to do With Hotel Soap

    The following letters were taken from an actual incident
    between a London hotel and one of its guests.

    Dear Maid,
    Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom
    since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six
    unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another
    three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.
    Thank you,
    S. Berman
    Dear Room 635,
    I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her
    day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you
    requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top
    of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This
    leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the
    management is to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory.

    Kathy, Relief Maid

    Dear more...

    As Stated By Women

    1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

    2. Extension to rule - So if you get one, be grateful.

    3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

    4. Extension to rule -No, I DON'T have to swallow.

    5. My ears are NOT handles.

    6. Extension to rule - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?

    7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

    8. Having my period does not mean that it's hummer week- get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.

    9. Extension to - Blue Balls might have worked on high school girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my more...

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